A GLOSSARY O' TOWNSHIP TALK

Well now, you lookin' to get some sense outta these here township tales? Don't let the lingo throw ya off! This here glossary'll break down them copyright faster than a possum snatchin' a pecan. First up, we got "fixin' to", which means gonna do somethin', like "I'm fixin' to make me some Online Dictionary of Township Lingo grits." Then there's "ri